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Spam Poetry

2012-Feb-10 By Dave Carpenter

Apart from some artistic license concerning punctuation, the following poem is composed entirely from unedited quarantined spam comments to this site.

I treasured to decrease just quick note to impart my thanks
And now have discovered a heap of fine information
My partner and I nonetheless consider
Shrimp.

Cozy and enjoyable encounter open my mind,
Very good to find out you backside.
You will have not intended to do so, but
My mother’s just given my son a book on how to insult in Latin.

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I’m a writer, editor, homebrewer, traveler, and armchair philosopher.

I live in Fort Collins, Colorado, with my wife, two cats, a freezer full of green chiles, and a small armada of fermentation vessels.

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