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Oh, college

2012-Oct-31 By Dave Carpenter

I work on a college campus and overhear lots of entertaining conversations. Here’s a gem for Halloween.

Frat guy 1:  Dude, are you going to the haunted house?
Frat guy 2:  Haunted house?
Frat guy 1:  Yeah, they’re like aphrodisiacs for women.

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I’m a writer, editor, homebrewer, traveler, and armchair philosopher.

I live in Fort Collins, Colorado, with my wife, two cats, a freezer full of green chiles, and a small armada of fermentation vessels.

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